Going Green - sort of

The global warming pseudo-evidence is so persuasive that I have decided to Go Green. Over my lifetime I have noticed how harmful the Sun is to us human beings. But the wisdom contained in the Serenity Prayer restrains me from changing what the Sun is doing to us. Therefore, I have begun writing a book on how we human beings can protect ourselves from this awful and radiating invasion of Earth’s atmosphere – and I’m sure Al Gore will appreciate my effort. My book is entitled “50 GRADES OF SHADE.”